NCIS LA, Person of Interest, Hawaii Five-O quotes!

Hawaii Five-O

Jeff: If you're going to go into your office, a warning, it's not a small dog and uh....
Steve: He went in my office?
Jeff: Yeah, landmines everywhere.

Steve: What are we watching? Enemy Mine? That's awesome, I feel like I'm in a time machine!

Danny: He doesn't have anything, he has an address. So unless Master Yoda can send telepathic messages that the rest of us can't hear....
Max: Technically Yoda didn't have telepathic powers.
Danny: Shut it!
Steve: Why are you yelling at me?
Danny: I'm not yelling
Max: Actually, you were expressing yourself in a very loud manner.
Danny: Hey, zip it Kermit.

Danny: Can we try not to get the new girl shot or blown up on her first day?
Steve: I can't make that promise.

Lori: That's shrimp flavored ice cream?
Kamekona: [nod]
Lori: Huh, that's...interesting
Steve: I'm good
Joe: I'm full
Max: Ohhhhhh
Joe: You need a paper bag or something?
Max: Sorry, this place is like my Graceland.


NCIS LA

Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.

Hetty to Eric on how he stopped the video: How did you do that!?
EricI was just as lost as Hetty so i didnt catch what he said lol)
Hetty:In ENGLISH Mr. Eric!
Eric: I broke the internet.
Kensi:Seriously? Like the whole internet?
Eric: Yep.
Deeks: Even Twitter!?

Deeks: Hence the 10 year rule.
Kensi: Mhm?
Deeks: You should always know your partner at least 10 years prior to marrying them. You date me for a decade, you deserve my hand in marriage.
Kensi: That sounds so much more like a punishment than a reward.

Hetty: We were beginning to think you were dead.
Deeks: Not yet... maybe tomorrow.

Callen: SEALs don't kill for jealousy.
Sam: But they would kill a traitor.

Person of Interest

Reese: So we're going to babysit the five most powerful criminals in New York.

Finch: Did you forget to set your alarm?
Reese: I had my yoga class.
Finch: Well, I hope you've gotten in touch with your inner chi.

Finch: What on Earth happened?
Reese: Elias happened.

Carter: Fusco, you ok?
Fusco: Yeah, just peachy.

Reese: What do I need?
Finch: You need a purpose.

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